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TWIF:
What is
your favorite baseball team and who is your favorite baseball player of all
time?
KH: It used to be the Cleveland Indians because I played for them
when I was 12. But now it's the Washington Nationals. Nolan Ryan.
TWIF: What is your favorite
thing about Wiffleball?
KH: I really enjoy being berated by the commissioner every week. I
mean I've been picked on by bigger guys my whole life, but it's not every
day I get that kind of attention from my personal hero. Oh, by the way, we
beat their team in week 1.
TWIF: Have you ever done
anything under the bleachers you're not proud of?
KH: I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of any bleachers
under which I may or may not have done anything I regret.
TWIF: Who is the player in the
league you'd most like to see get hit by a car while chasing a foul ball?
KH: I've already seen Ben Prochazka tear his ACL, so I might as well
shoot for lightning striking twice. Nothing against him... it would just be
really ironic, but very funny, as long as he was okay.
TWIF: Pitchers Hand or
Pegging?
KH: If only I were accurate enough to hit someone in the nuts just
before they crossed home plate. That'd really teach them to ALMOST score on
the Hot Sundaes.
TWIF: You've been here since
the League's Opening Day. Played on two teams, managed for three seasons,
made it to the playoffs twice, even won player of the week once, but have
never been to the World Series. After Wiffleball, what is the second
biggest disappointment in your life?
KH: First of all, my biggest disappointment is that you all of a
sudden discontinued putting POTW pictures on the website when I won!!! It
must be hard for you to admit that I'm not the slightly below average
player you once knew and despised. But the second biggest disappointment is
probably my small penis.
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