Player Profile

De facto creator of the Potomac Wiffleball League. Walks through life with Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run" playing in his head. 7th man off the bench by his senior year in high school. He was a "baseball player", but he only kept that up for appearances. He was a wiffleball player. He told his high school baseball coach he didn't want baseball to adversely affect his wiffleball swing. Always picked last for kickball, but picked first for wiffleball. Broke Tyler Peterson's arm in 4th grade playing 1 on 1. Has had several plastic bat fights with his genetic equal, but has never been bested. Petitioned his school to allow him to teach "law and wiffleball" as an adjunct professor. Prefers to wear Asics. 6 time world champion. 2 time triple crown winner. Attacks each day with an enthusiasm unknown to mankind. Models his game after Glenallen Hill. Recently, he's teamed up with Quads to bring some much needed mojo and can-do attitude to championship starved franchise.